Also, let's not forget that other mommies are like built-in drinking buddies who also enjoy ordering birdbath sized margaritas along with every fried item available on appetizer menus. The best kind of friends!
And now, let the humiliation ensue.
"you better believe there were tears involved here."
"but I do look pretty, so I better work it."
"feathers make me feel sneezy."
"aren't you done YET?"
"I can't wait to be bigger. then no more funny business."